#TwitterFlashback

@_ChuckE I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, too. I already have enough blood on my hands.
— Peter David (@PeterDavid_PAD) May 18, 2012

The time Peter David threatened my life.

Really, there is no greater honor.

After Catching Up On #Arrow S1, Can We Just Say.....

Really, I don't wanna argue with anyone about this.  Cuz it's just facts.

Katie Cassidy is the hottest chick out there.  As it stands right now.*

Earlier this summer, when I finally discovered #Justified & watched 3 seasons in a month, I was convinced there would nobody fucking with Natalie Zea as being just pure sexy incarnate...

...but it seems I have been corrected.

(Sidebar:  could their sexiness have anything to do with their portrayal as women who are over-the-top "good" women?  I haven't caught up with Under The Dome to Natalie's eps yet, where I hear she plays someone who is not-so-nice, so IDK....)

*subject to change as the evolutionary pool tends to. 

#SMMFH

....I feel a little sorry for Drake.  I mean, nobody told him "It's Yourz" is not remembered as a, shall we say, truly representative song of the Wu-Tang's legacy.  

And that's probably because it's song-defining sample was jacked from a already classic rap song.  A copy of a copy of a copy....without doing your research.  At a time when all information is a few key strokes away. 

My Unfounded & Unsourced Theory

Hey guys. Big news. My new book "Crash and Burn" with a foreword by Joe Buck will be out on Oct 29! You can pre-order it on Amazon now!
— Artie Lange (@ArtieQuitter) September 12, 2013

I lived to tell the story. It shows how I appreciate you fans and how u helped me get through. Again it's Crash and Burn by Artie Lange
— Artie Lange (@ArtieQuitter) September 12, 2013

...as there are a lot of different crazy conspiracy theories out there on why this book was pushed back & put on hold for a long while there, with no reasons given, the only guess I can come up with that it's NOW "OK" to put out is Artie was respecting the wishes of Robin & her timetable on when she wanted to reveal her illness to the public and perhaps there were essential parts of the book that dealt with his role in her recovery.

Despite what certain people may think, I have a hard time believing he's going to put anybody from the Stern Show on burned-bridges-blast, much less Howard.

Or maybe the book company realized how big this book was going to be for them and was just waiting for Christmas sales.  Who knows.

It Was Bound To Happen One Day....

Muthafucker took my rap name.

OK, so if I ever really, *truly* decide to ever pick up the mic & put these suckas out of their misery, I might be stuck in a Biggie Smalls/NOTORIOUS B.I.G. situation.  But no matter what, I'll forever and always be Chuck E.

Period.

Talent > Theatrics

Personally, at this point in life, I evaluate my judgement of entertainment strictly from the work produced, not by any other bullshit that might surround it.

So while I'm not some crazy Lady Gaga "monster" or anything, whenever I hear somebody have something bad to say about homegirl, I just gotta direct them to this....

Yeah, I still get the chills off of that.

It would be an insane legal situation so no need to hold my breath for it, but what I wouldn't give for a full released version of this right here....

Fit For A King

The ironic thing is everybody who would want this probably couldn't afford it.

Do they have Redneck Kickstarter?